Calling all UK Oppo's

"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
10/28/2016 at 08:29 • Filed to: Land Rover, Stolen

Please keep your eyes peeled for my mate’s Landie, some shit stain stole it last night in Cumbria.

Edit: Thanks McMike!

DISCUSSION (22)

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
10/28/2016 at 08:33

If I see it I’ll make sure to let the police/ you know. I dont like thieves so I may relieve him of some limbs.

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
10/28/2016 at 08:40

Fuck thieves. Not a limb, per se, but start with the reproductive bits.

Kinja'd!!!

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
10/28/2016 at 08:43

Dickwad. That could be a hard one to find, too, since they seem to mostly be that same green/white combo...

Can I just say though, it strikes me funny that he seems most concerned about his RayBans

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever
10/28/2016 at 08:45

Natural selection right?

Wacko > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/28/2016 at 08:48

i had to re-read, and the ray-bans seem to belong o the truck owners friend, the guy who posted

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/28/2016 at 08:49

He’s quite besides himself and the RayBans have sentimental significance, he’s had them for ages.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
10/28/2016 at 08:50

I mean, accidents happen sometimes...

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
10/28/2016 at 08:53

Oh, I totally get it... Just like I said it jumped out at me and struck me funny.

Good luck to your friend.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Wacko
10/28/2016 at 08:54

Looks like they belong to the owner to me.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
10/28/2016 at 08:59

My grandads coworker once caught a dickhead trying to break into his car, by the time the police arrived the thief was unconcious. When they started interviewing the cars owner the copper said “right sir, so the thief tried to attack you and you retaliated” “err, no i went at him because he was stealing my car.” “no sir read my lips, he attacked you first didnt he.” “Yes officer he did.” Love old school coppers.

Also I let a mate who lives in cumbria know, extra eyes always help.

Wacko > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/28/2016 at 09:01

read again

says can my LR friends repost please,...

then says my damn ray-bans.

edit just read your replies and Bloody DD seems to say the same as you.

My bad...

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
10/28/2016 at 09:01

Appreciate it.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Wacko
10/28/2016 at 09:10

Read as “All my other friends with Land Rovers”

McMike > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
10/28/2016 at 09:36

Crop’d

Kinja'd!!!

KirkyV > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
10/28/2016 at 09:36

I’ll keep an eye out, though it’d be quite a thing if it made all the way down to the bottom of Kent.

Laurence > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
10/28/2016 at 09:53

I’ll keep an eye out - probably won’t end up round me, and there’s lots of very similar land rovers near me though, so might be a hard spot. but I’ll be sure to let you know if i see it around anywhere

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
10/28/2016 at 11:23

I hate to say it, but most Land Rovers stolen in the UK are reduced to component parts in a matter of hours and sold asap. That said, I’m only in the next county so I’ll keep a look out.

Svend > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
12/06/2016 at 15:32

Been keeping an eye out for this.

I’m only a few miles south of Longtown but knowing what quite a few Longtowners are like and that pikeys pass through often. It almost certainly won’t be wearing it’s original plate and they’ll either try and sell it on further afield further north or over in the north east to an unsuspecting buyer or have it parted out.

Keep an eye out for scrap yards who have recently taken on a green Defender.

Good luck. I’m hoping that as it’s been a while the owner got it back but a friend had his tipper trailer stolen from just outside Longtown (between Gretna and Longtown) it’s best to keep a close eye on your property and secure it as best you can.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Svend
12/06/2016 at 15:37

Thanks man, appreciate it. Unfortunately though it was used in a Bank robbery and torched. Although silver lining, with the insurance money he was able to get himself a 110. He has taken extra steps to secure is new Defender, tracker, kill switch ect...

Svend > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
12/06/2016 at 15:41

Ouch.

I’m off to work now so won’t be able to reply till after 6am tomorrow when I finish work and get back home.

Was the job local. Longtown seems a random (middle of nowhere) place to source a vehicle for quick disposal (though could of been stolen then sold to a gang for the job).

There are a few ‘undesirables’ in Longtown with drug connections and fighting families.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Svend
12/06/2016 at 15:57

Sordid details:

https://stv.tv/news/west-central/1372625-bank-robbers-blow-up-cash-machine-during-raid-on-rbs/

Svend > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
12/07/2016 at 01:50

Hmmm. Landie stolen from Longtown, used on bank job in Langholm, 16 miles away.

Definitely someone from the immediate area stole the thing. Police should be looking locally (Longtown, Lockerbie or Newcastleton) and probably have an idea straight off who it was.

Bloody scum bags.